How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet ?

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet ?

- They were dating the same girl in highschool.


Bill Clinton is considering changing the democratic party emblem from a donkey to a condom, becuase it stands up to inflation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives a false sense of security while being screwed.


What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton ?

- His face.


Sadam Husain calls Bill clinton and tells him: "Bill, i called because i had a dream."
Clinton: "what was the dream about, Sadam?"
Sadam: "i dreamt that USA was rebuilt and on the top of each house there was a flag."
Clinton: "and what was written on the flag?"
Sadam: "Allah is big, Allah is great!!!"
Clinton: "you know what Sadam, it's good that you called because i had a dream too. In my dream Bagdad was rebuilt and on the top of each building there was a flag too."
Sadam: "what was written on the flags?"
Clinton: "i don't know, i cant read hebrew!!!!"